I can always tell when I haven’t taken my medication.
A voice in my head whispers, “If you can hear me, you haven’t taken your meds today.”
10 Things I have been known to say to or about my arch-nemesis
Hey, is hateful on a stick here yet?
If we say my arch-nemesis’s name backwards babies cry, mirrors shatter & volcanoes erupt.
I spoke to your people through a ouija board and they’re ok doing it my way.
Will your crows be sitting on my car when I leave today?
I’m afraid her winged monkeys will snatch me away. How did she get out from under that house anyway?
I have to send a document to my arch nemesis for review. She’s in a different time zone, so I’m waiting until it’s after hours in the inner ring of hell.
The demoness is not to be trifled with. I heard she was divorced. I didn’t know you could divorce the devil.
Someone tell the wicked witch I don’t have her ruby slippers.
The devil’s handmaiden is back and in full force. She’s been refreshed by a cup full of hell fire & brimstone.
The guardian of the gates of hell scared the devil so she’s back early from her vacation.
Top 14 Reasons I hate 8 a.m.
People are stupid at 8am again.
I hate 8am because people are smart asses at 8am.
I hate 8am because people are grouchy. I know I’m people.
I hate 8 am because my eyes refuse to focus.
I hate 8am because perky people want me to kill them.
I hate 8 am because people are too loud.
I hate 8am because the light it too loud.
I hate 8am because my lung and the air are not speaking to each other yet.
I hate 8am because the world hasn’t tilted back on its axis yet from the night before.
I hate 8 am because it makes me nausaus.
I could like an 8 o’clock meeting if it wasn’t for the 8 o’clock part.
I hate 8am because my password doesn’t work right the first time.
I hate 8 am because it comes way before 10.
I hate driving at 8 am because idiots wreck at 7:30.